Warning short stories for middle school boys only because girls have cooties!
𝘞𝘈𝘙𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘎: 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘖𝘯𝘭𝘺, 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴! 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 1960𝘴. 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘑. 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱, 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧, 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘙𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘰, 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘺. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘯𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦?...
